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趣味测试!办公桌告诉你,你是哪类职场怪咖(2)

标签:创意宝库日期:2016-04-02 02:58小编:老甜甜热度:

  No matter what the job, the Techie is equipped with every piece of technology invented to “increase productivity” (also, do the job for them). The Techie’s workspace looks impressive. His or her quarterly results? Not so much.

  无论工作内容是什么,技术迷都备好了为“提高工作效率”而设的技术(同时也是为了他们自己而创的)。技术迷的工作空间令人印象深刻。季度业绩如何?没那么惊人。

  Telltale Signs: Sharper Image astronaut pen, multiple LCD computer monitors, and an abundance of gadget chargers.

  桌面特征:名牌太空圆珠笔,多个液晶电脑显示屏,还有一大堆充电器。

  Work Style: The Techie is never available to help out because this worker is too busy video-conferencing, “optimizing” workflow documents, or secretly playing video games. The Techie is known for using lots of buzzwords in meetings, creating impressive Powerpoint presentations, and complaining about the lack of Wi-Fi in the bathroom.

  工作风格:技术迷永远腾不出时间帮助其他人,因为他自己本身忙于视频会议,美其名“优化”工作流文件,或偷玩电子游戏。技术迷闻名于会议里使用大量流行用语,做出令人印象深刻的讲演,抱怨为何洗手间没有Wi-Fi信号覆盖。

  The Sickie

  体弱多病型

  The Sickie is a decent worker – when he or she actually shows up. This delicate flower takes more sick days than anyone else in the office, thanks to allergies, food poisoning, or whatever new epidemic is making headlines. The Sickie workspace is a quarantined environment, and you’ll be reminded every time you pass by.

  体弱多病型职场人是尽责的员工——当他/她在场的时候。这朵脆弱的花儿生病请假的日子比任何人呆在办公室的日子多得多,这得多亏皮肤过敏,食物中毒,或任何新型流行传染病。体弱多病者的工作空间是个与世隔绝的空间,并且每次你走过都会被提醒这一概念。

  Tellale Signs: Ergonomic chair, keyboard, and mouse, gallons of hand sanitizer; multiple air purifiers; and a lifetime supply of tissues.

  桌面特征:符合人体工学设计的椅子,键盘,鼠标,还有大量的手部消毒剂,各种空气清洗剂,还有足够使用一辈子的纸巾。

  Work Style: The Sickie can mostly handle the workload, but not if he or she has recently encountered dairy, scented soap, polyester, and possibly water. The Sickie is known for posting reminders about hand washing, stocking the office first-aid kit, and providing too much information about his or her latest illness to anyone nearby.

  工作风格:体弱多病型职场人基本都能处理工作量,但要是他/她最近接触到了奶制品,香皂,聚酯纤维或者是不明水源,那就不一定了。体弱多病者闻名于设置提示闹钟提醒自己洗手,补充办公室急救箱,过度与身边的人分享自己的生病情况。

  The Zen Master

  禅宗大师型

  The Zen Master is a calming presence in the office, with a desk that’s more of a spa than a workspace. But that positive vibe isn’t always productive, like when the Zen Master’s “focus on the present” vibe conflicts with your big presentation tomorrow.

  禅宗大师型的职场人比办公室里的任何人都淡定,相比工作间,办公桌更像是疗养地。不过这种正能量并不总能刺激工作效率,正如禅宗大师所宣扬的“活在当下”的精神会与你第二天展示的演讲意义相斥。

  Telltale Signs: An abundance of plants, tabletop Zen garden and fountain, goldfish, and inspirational posters.

  桌面特征:堆满了花花草草,桌面摆有禅宗式的花园和喷泉摆设,金鱼,还有激励人心的贴画。

  Work Style: The Zen Master is an eternal optimist, giving positive feedback and green-lighting everyone’s ideas. But this laid-back personality doesn’t take deadlines very seriously – unless it’s to sign up for the company retreat. The Zen Master is known for emailing everyone inspirational stories, walking around barefoot, and organizing lunchtime yoga.

  工作风格:禅宗大师型的人总能保持乐观的心态,对任何人的观点都能给予正面的反馈或表示同意。但这种悠闲的个性并不把最后限期当回事——除非是时候签合同解散了。禅宗大师型的职场人闻名于给大家撰写心灵鸡汤邮件,赤脚到处行走,组织大家参与午间瑜伽锻炼。

  So, are there any signs of those types of you? No matter what type you are, keep it in mind that focus on your strengths and make up for the short.

  那么,你是否发现自己身上有以上这些迹象呢?无论你属于哪一种职场人士,重点在于扬长避短,弥补不足。

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